Would you have preferred it in French?
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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Cake day: July 21st, 2026
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I am a devotee of the Mad God Sheogorath himself, so yeah this tracks
Oh, uh, wow. I did not know that.
2·21 days agoEncore! Encore! 👏🐲
Should I set them on fire? Should I roast marshmallows over their smoldering charred remains and make s’mores?
Yes and yes. Did anyone bring any graham crackers. I seem to have left mine in my lair.
“What’s your name, kid?”
“Steve.”
“Fuck that. Your name is Steve now.”
Hell yeah, my trans queen!
2·25 days agoI said that to my literal birthgiver once. I realise now I would’ve been better off if she continued to not know who I was.
A tale as old as time