Most people are idiots.

What was the first one?

So a twenty-year marriage and a mortgage, got it

Do you think it would turn out the same way as that one time I married the stripper?

I made her a loaf of sourdough bread and now I know her real name and home address. Did I mess up?

But the escort actually likes me, right?

But what about the spam emails your wife accidentally signed you up for ???

How about a party beforehand?

https://youtu.be/P3Y8OWkiUts

Makes them swell up, easier to grab onto and yank

From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow?

What’s with the double tail?

Do you come from a land of ice and snow?

People already didn’t pay attention to one another; the conplainer was just using a convenient scapegoat. It’s smartphones now. It’ll be neural implants next century.

Both my HL-L3280CDW and HL-5470DW play nice with every OS I’ve pointed at them.

People once complained about people reading newspapers on public transit.

Nothing has actually changed.

And my axe?

That does sound extreme, but no more insane than older people who can’t complete basic tasks in a word professor application.

This sounds a lot like gripes that older generations have always had about younger generations.

But you can already use the wheel. You could build a better mousetrap, but instead, you made something else, but with fewer features.