Then why are they all still smarmy assholes?

So any shareholders who do not need to sell can make a profit from their stock going up in value and do not need to pay taxes on this profit.

Uh, they do when they sell it, bucko

Not a problem, I’m sure they couldn’t get worse.

The best answer for a basic CS exam would probably be to say to use an integer to store dollars, and an another to store cents.

f is hexadecimal for 15, which could have been more clever

real is inherently unsuitable for human currencies since those are usually accounted for in cents or hundredths of cents, and floating-point rounding errors are not great for financial accountability, so rational formats with a denominator of 100 or 10,000 would be more suitable.

It actually seems to make too little sense for that.

These make no sense.

2. “Boolean” does not rhyme with “fooling,” or even “foolin’.” Maybe “bullying.”

3. Integers are real numbers.

4. How would you make a dry, solid fuel from soup?

5. Array index -1 is almost always out-of-bounds on an array.

f. C++ is far more suited for OOP than Python.

Also, who counts “2, 3, 4, 5, f?”

The cruelty is the point

Ah, so neither of y’all read the article.

We’ll see what they actually implement, and how they do so.

So does the Newport Aquarium

Yes

She says she has no basis in reality.

I agree with that, but what slop is this?

Children

Paywall

1. Cookie dough
2. Ball
3. ???
4. Dun

They don’t even look baked

Squeak

Just the tip?

People downvote me when I say it. That’s all cope. We’re not wrong; if and when this goes mainstream, it’ll attract the same bad actors just as heavily.

Of course, there are surely already a few here testing the waters.

No, you want to know, she’s fucking gorgeous and voiced by the lovely and talented Lauren Ash