goes Plaid

I remember I once had a woman purchase a plain electric kettle off display, then try to bring it back the next day because she couldn’t figure out how to operate it.

It had one button.

I’ve got a Lenovo with an NPU in it and I swear to god no program fucking uses it besides the built in Windows stuff.

Almost none of the “AI” shit on the store uses the NPU.

I still love it because it replaced a 10 year old Surface Pro 3, and its fast and has an OLED screen that fucks hard.

I literally have a beer holder in my shower for this exact reason, its fuckin awesome.

Threadripper with 5090 LESSSGOOOOO

I set mine to vibrate so I feel it in my pocket when it goes off

Allsorts, we call em. They taste of chalk and disappointment.

That Mariah Carey one. You know the one.

Could Pico Park work? The Steam Deck is already in a protective case ;)

The Ice Pirates.

Ron Perlman and one of the funniest fight scenes from the 80s.

A bloke at work wears a Technoblade shirt all the time, he lives on

“Heetler… ees… out of de way.”

/cue Hell March

I saw it for the first time a few years ago and was crying tears of laughter. It’s absolutely brilliant.

beckons her over with a come hither gesture “If I can make you come with just one finger, imagine what I could do with two.”

Karmastition by Alicia Keys.

Stevie Wonder’s original was awesome, but the mash up is just chefs kiss.

Yeah, the Strogg were awesome in Q4. I think Q2 is still a better game (especially with the multiplayer!) But the detail they went into with the world in Q4 was just awesome.

Q4 is a good game, it’s just not a good Quake game. Same deal with Doom 3.

I loved Strauss. Great comic relief.

Why did my brain just play the first few bars of Cruel Angels Thesis

Nope, it’s an oligarchy pretending it’s a democracy.