This is freaking me out.

I just read Salad Fingers’ Wikipedia from a reddit link, which brought me to the first episode. Then I come here for a cleanse and here he is again.

I’m awake in a fever dream.

Well he would have to say that, being the FIFA World Peace Prize recipient and all.

That’s a separate question.

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.

Some people should be sterilised.

Ireland would be in the top 10 (if such an index were to exist) as we’re currently sitting around #4 in the Human Freedom Index. But we’re militarily neutral, and far more experienced in peace keeping rather than strategic military conflict.

So we’d sit that one out.

There’s more than a handful of member states involved in some form of armed conflict.

Who would be the enforcers?