In the US fathers don’t have any legal right to take time off from work. It’s expected that you would miss at most a few days for the hospital visit.

I type on Colemak on my PC and Qwerty on mobile

I doubt any version of Linux would run worse than Windows

https://blogs.iu.edu/sciu/2021/07/10/chameleons-color/

good news is modern Linux has great support for printers

Firefox has a super simple way to import everything from your Chrome install. And from what I can tell it has every feature plus more. Was very easy for me to switch. I was actually inspired to try it as my daily driver since Chrome hogs an uncomfortable amount of RAM on my laptop