


You got any paper towels back there? I made a mess…



Ah dang. I’m sorry it’s like that.
Why not both?
Very apt description
сука блять you’re right. Must be a Pavlovian slip.
Nothing
✌️ Understandable have a great day
I got you
Two lesbians. One of them is a top and she is below the other one.
I think you can use your imagination for the rest.


I think I’ve been at a solid 3 for the last 10ish years
Ask a ML. They’re the ones calling it that.
Orwell spinning in his grave as ancaps do “communism” better than the Marxist-Leninists


Oof. Sounds like that “Gold Peak dispenser that hasn’t been cleaned in 3 years” type of tea


In Southviet America the tea drinks hot you.
You got me. I did not give serious consideration to the barf logistics. I hope you can forgive me and I promise to be better in the future.
How… how can nudes not make sense? Do I even want to know?


Democrats have been finding ways to lose after victory falls in their lap since Watergate. This predates the contemporary party.


15-20 years ago people were telling me comic sans was overused and cliché. I welcome this glorious new age of comic sans appreciation.
Oh good more U.K. media to consume. As if Doctor Who, Planet Earth & Mitchell and Webb wasn’t enough.