So do bikes, trams, buses, footpaths…

Poor fella was so close to getting some, but he used papyrus 😔

When you peg your man so hard he prolapses and you’re able to smell his colon on your pillows long after he’s rushed off to the ER 🥰🥰🥰

this is the most bitchless thing i’ve read all week, congratulations

Civ VI’s Linux port is pretty far behind the Windows/Proton version in terms of content, and is substantially less performant too IME.

While I can agree that native releases are better in theory, having to target an additional platform in practice means they’re often neglected and offer a lesser experience.

You get cases like Rocket League, which had a Linux port until Epic bought it and decided that they couldn’t be arsed maintaining it anymore.

You get things like Tomb Raider (2013), which had a great port that did run really well when I tried it on my RX 480 and core i5 5600 in the summer of 2016/2017, but now runs like total arse at 30fps on my RX 6800XT and 3700X because it relies on terribly outdated libraries, to the point where it now defaults to running under Proton anyway.

Handles do exist, they’re just optional and most channers don’t use them.

I hate this.

Lol no

You don’t want it self-deleting the first time it encounters negative reinforcement learning.

Uhh yes i do???

Kill it to death. With hammers.

Interesting. I get that this is a pretty morbid line of thought, but I’d kinda just assumed that the amount of force required to crush a person like that would be more than enough to just… rip off a foot or the limb or whatever and still leave enough of a person left over to survive…? At least, assuming bystanders were quick enough to stop the bleeding. idk…

You’ve piqued my curiosity: how does one even get sucked into an escalator? What’s gotta happen to make that work???

Correct 😎

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Probably spend the first couple of days fucking and then figure out what happens next after that.

Nah, you’re wrong. People’s reading comprehension on Lemmy is unironically worse than anywhere else I’ve ever been.

the people here are nice

Damn, you must have a blocklist a kilometre long

We can thank Harry for this one