Whew, I take it back then :)

Just casually dropping the 38-year age gap in the marriage

There’s two results now!

Even if it wasn’t a lie, you’d be better off treating the root cause of why people use drugs and providing safe spaces and testing kits for people who still want to use them. This is just an excuse to allow him to do what he was going to do anyway

Give me an hour and I’m sure I could find a counter-example