How do you contact a twink delivery guy? Asking for a friend.
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Trick question: it fully depends on weather the gun is loaded or not.
Xerxos@lemmy.mlto
Technology@lemmy.world•Dell admits consumers don’t care about AI PCs, Dell is now shifting it focus this year away from being ‘all about the AI PC.’English
5·18 days agoThese AI PCs/Notebooks aren’t even able to run the really big models. For those you’d need a 5000$ card. And for the smaller models a good graphics card is often enough.
For a real AI PC we would need new technology or graphics cards with more ram (the last one would suprise me with current ram prices)
Some definitively are. A lot of closeted gay homophobes try to hide their feelings by being the loudes opposition.
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Europe@feddit.org•"I'm not scared:" Jacques Tilly, Germany’s most prominent carnival artist, has been accused in a Moscow court of criminally defaming the Russian army over his satirical modelsEnglish
5·1 month agoLegally? Sure, but Russia is also known to kill people outside of Russia too. Although it’s probably not important enough to send agents.
I wonder what was the trigger for that…
Like: “Look at those women for the medical trial! They are all straight 10s, we have to get to the bottom of this!” or “My ex got this and she was ugly as hell. I wonder if that is the reason”
There are two bubbles. One is the bubble made by every company under the sun trying to shove AI into their product without any sense of why or how. And wallstreet is buying it up.
Then there is the second bubble. That is the big AI players trying to get AI ready to replace large parts of the workforce. It’s still unclear if that is possible with our current techniques or if we need a scientific breakthrough that might be years or decades away. Still, the tech companies spend money as if that is just around the corner.
Who knowes if these bubbles burst at the same time?
Xerxos@lemmy.mlto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What are some of the worst code you have seen in a production environment?
2·2 months agoHe didn’t use an IDE, but I don’t remember what he tried. He also wasn’t a fan of googling stuff. Use the man pages and nothing else.
Xerxos@lemmy.mlto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What are some of the worst code you have seen in a production environment?
16·2 months agoHere is my story:
There were console outputs after nearly every line. I asked about them: “Oh, I couldn’t get the debugger to work, so I print everything to the console”
This was everywhere. The whole program was like this. On a standard Linux machine. It wasn’t even remote debugging or something. Just a local C++ program.
The filenames where written in 8+3. Again, on a modern Linux machine. His answer? “You never know where we’ll port this software to”
Onto computers that were outdated decades ago? To embedded systems? Of course he had no answer for this except “just in case…”
I could tell you more, that software was the stuff for nightmares.
Ah yes! One step closer to servitors. Praise the Omnissiah!
It’s not that expensive if you use them as slave labor and ignore their human rights… Well, still expensive for the tax payers, but who cares for those peasants? /s
Xerxos@lemmy.mlto
Technology@lemmy.world•Cloudflare Global Network experiencing issuesEnglish
22·2 months agoHow the fuck is there no fallback in case of an outage?
Dude, 1k/week is “I don’t have to work anymore” money
I’m neither trans, nor would I look good in that (fat, old, bald, hairy, ugly man), but for that amount of money I’d do it. It’s just clothes, who cares?
Xerxos@lemmy.mlto
Technology@lemmy.world•Man Alarmed to Discover His Smart Vacuum Was Broadcasting a Secret Map of His HouseEnglish
200·3 months agoThe ‘S’ on IoT stands for security!
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Technology@lemmy.world•The Sodium-Ion Battery Revolution Has StartedEnglish
1·3 months agoWell nearly all right wing parties roll back climate protection policies. We are so fucked.
Well, it’s even quiet possible that the sculptor used his own hand as a model… And why not? Is it really a problem if the statue has man-hands?
It’s supposed to be a symbol not a penthouse model!
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•A quick reminder, 2025 update should include AI in the diagram
31·4 months agoYes and no one but crypto needs that. Everyone else is much better served with traditional databases.


I have a similar theory about star trek. In one scene there was a blurry picture and to sharpen it Ricker said: “Computer implement recursive Algorithm”. That is equivalent to “Computer do something”. So now my theory is that there is an intelligent ship with a genius AI that carries around humans that have regressed to toddler intelligence because the AI does everything for them.
The ship is basically human daycare with lots of blinking buttons and moving pictures to keep the humans occupied while the ship does the actual (and probably boring) science.
Starfleet Academy is basically teaching them technobabble and looking great in a uniform while the AIs do the real work.