Finally, I can add a layer to my tribal tattoos that can charge my phone.

Butt jokes aside, I think all these are trying to compete to be the symbol that eventually represents the Singularity, or some shit.

The only people that are wont to use this are either somewhat pretentious/want to sound learned, or are using it for old timey comedic effect.

Learned is another word for wise or well taught, before anyone asks. It’s said ‘Learned’, not ‘learn-ed’.

Does Kohl’s even need an overnight stocking shift these days? As far as I know they are basically an Amazon delivery/return counter that always has jeans on ‘sale’.

I begrudgingly agree with this point. The government shouldn’t have any control over procreation.

BUT I’M SO BUSY /s

Plus, they are %99 less likely to get hit by a car or eaten by a coyote.

Hell, the written word destroyed untold generations of oral history.

This is my United States of Whatever.