definitely ghosts. Next time it happens say “Ha ha very funny Jerry, now quit fucking with the forks” if he does it again call him a nerd

replacing them every day is just so great though because I can just picture the hate filled cunt scraping their bare fingers in a blind rage at the thought of someone different than them. Keep going op get em so worked up they have an aneurysm

wouldn’t a fantasy setting just use oil like people used to? clove oil was pretty popular for butt stuff

if you run a policy update from the command line its like fairy dust on the real fix you just did. sometimes people straight up will not accept that a problem is solved until the little black box does the hacker magic

whats the matter? need the computer to think for you? need it to fuck your wife? is babys toy broken?

I mostly see these in public restrooms or airports, seeing one in someones house instead of a lever is kinda like seeing a steel toilet paper holder. It’s not incorrect but just struck me as out of place, definitely the most normal thing in this picture tho

realizations in order:

lotta pink

pretty big for a bathroom

why is the plunger in front of the door

why is the bathtub in front of the door

Is that a rug because it goes under the tub

push button toilet

ha this made me chuckle then feel bad then laugh harder. This shit is so dark Charlie Kirk would have blamed it for gun violence.

neither actually. I don’t think this is ringworld, light pollution from lighting up a single building at night with sunlight would play holy hell with the ecosystem. Along with all the other problems

even the proposed three mile patches of sunlight mentioned in the article would be incredibly impactful and in fact the article does briefly mention the environmental impact:

“Past research on light pollution has also shown that it can alter the behavior of a wide array of animals and plant species, as well as disrupt human sleep cycles.”

ah you may have missed my meaning there. I was concerned about sunlight going somewhere in the middle of the night. Things need it to be dark. Since both the article and other commenters had already addressed the issues to people I thought I would bring up that its an environmental disaster as well

Joking aside this is a horrible idea even if it were possible to get right. Anything with circadian rhythm is going to get fucked up real fast and that includes people. This is like angry mob outside the corporate office level bad. Torches and pitchforks, the whole thing

as funny as it will be to see them build the anti-christ in the name of god we should still burn it down before that happens

oh hey nice I haven been on Mint for awhile and my Nvidia card gives me no end of trouble

man you can’t just post pictures of me and my parents that’s not cool

That will work out as well as the death tunnel (formerly hyperlink)

killer moth

tried that on my english teacher and suddenly I was “out of class without permission” thankfully it made the VP laugh

well yeah but I was trying to make the language less obtuse

A good starting place is considering what society would look like if everyone did whatever thing.

Everyone steals - doesn’t work

Everyone murders - dosen’t work

etc.

Another approach is the Terry Pratchett argument that everything boils down to just not treating people like things.