saw an old black man working as a shoe shine at a nice hotel when I was in Alabama roughly a decade ago for work. felt really fucking bad and weird. had to triple take to make sure it was a real human and not some gross tribute, but sure enough… then I had to look all around me just to see who else might be in disbelief or what else I might be missing

Alabama, never again

damn right. I might be dumb but I ain’t stupid

closed for less sunlight through the bathroom windows that reflect off my mirror out into the room

one is mike jackson, one is a cute giggle, the last one is a sociopath

will be converting to bananas tonight, thanks op

Hilarious as it may be, depending on where your memes are from, you may be more informed than others

Sounds about right for x users

why can google whore themselves out in gross, unbecoming ways? but if I want a mouth hug from Tammy on the block downtown we’re gonna be under fire for striking a lil deal

fuck those snitch ass doorbells