Well hurry up!

“A vaccine with no green paint will never straighten its leaves.”

solution that lacks vitality or authenticity can’t truly heal or nurture life. Or, you can’t fix organic problems with lifeless tools.

“The one who lives thinking of fruit in Uranus will never eat a banana.”

If you’re too obsessed with absurd or far-off ideas, you’ll miss what’s right in front of you.

A binary dog will never pee you virtual bananas.

A purely logical or programmed entity (like AI) will never give you true absurdity, spontaneity, or joyfully irrational experiences (the “virtual bananas”).

“AI cannot peel the cat down to the dog’s bark”

AI can’t reduce complex, chaotic, or nuanced things (like a cat) into something simple or binary (like a dog’s bark).

“three horses, one carrot, a slice at a time or live in purple sauce”

When many want the same reward, it must be shared slowly—or chaos/absurdity ensues.

AI catalytic converter technology!

Ask? Nah! Grab a bat! This is your computer! Find the fucker and fuck’em up! Give him a taste of hi…oh dude! Not the eye balls! C’mon that’s too muc…that’s a knife! What are you doing! Oh shit! No! C’mon! Not the ball. Oh the entire thing!!! Oh put it in a ziplo…no! Not there! Oh my Jimmy Johnson! My holy jebus! I’m outta here! I don’t know you! Don’t call me!

Go to all the Republican party conventions and give everyone a warm handshake.

That’s for everyone’s benefit. Me, I would just go grab levels and stack them in a box.

…not touch my…shit I touched it, didn’t I?

You can just download a house now:

https://free3d.com/3d-models/house

Change to Linux boot loader grub and two disks… Your old piece of shit disk for windows. The good stuff for Linux. Never look back… Unless your aunty needs help getting another virus or whatever windows offers.

Here’s an idea, legalize polygamy and same sex marriage. Now you can be a guy who lives with 9 other guys in a 5 bedroom house and be able to afford it!

Requirements… Well its not gay if you can afford a house! Then you sell it, divide the profit, buy another better house and continue until you sold enough houses that each individual can buy a house. The men or women need to choose a house that needs repair so they can fix the house and sell it for a profit.

Actually I guess this can work for men and women gay, or straight. So long as you can tolerate the others and all agree to the business plan, it can work…are you guys a business? Nope, we’re all married!

I don’t. Fuck each and everyone of those spy balls.

Hmmm… Mmm kay

Yeah there are issues.

Instead there will be a new category “AI” in all porn cites.

Removed by mod

Colbert didn’t even break a sweat.

Good news everyone!!!

Microsoft Ctrl-C copy is now fully AI!

He doesn’t care. He wants it to tank because then he can buy it out and go fully private again.