Its a great up. My heroes. You guys let me know when the dust settles.

Instructions unclear. Utada Hikaru - one last kiss.

I hadn’t realized how much shit software microslop makes. Since all of it is shit, it makes sense to call it just one thing.

Stop writing on the table scarlet!

So Guido Crussaunt the prime monaster put his hand in the pot before orange pedo dumped boiling water into it? And croissant got the F out in a big hurry? So he knows first hand what’s happening and how it feels.

Maybe thats the cure. “Thou shall not use military action unless you personally oversee the action”. Pedo orders one tom Cruz missile, the next day he has to go see what it did. Maybe not a bad idea. Maybe he likes picking up body parts. Maybe he doesn’t. But at least if he does and tells us its worth it, we’ll know his words have meaning.

I see what you did there.

I just fixed a long standing problem I had. My mouse would stop clicking.

I installed several USB distros just to try the mouse and they all failed.

Then I tried my mouse on other computers and it was fine.

It was the stupid keyboard! I swapped keyboards and its all good now. Apparently keyboards don’t like stuff like drinks falling in between the keys and such.

I use it almost every day at work to fix photos for engineering applications. I am a human person.

Oh oh…shit. That’s going to hit photography hard.

Yeah. The more I hear about it, the more I’m liking it.

Yes. Happy to make your acquaintance, I mean aquarium. I mean to say that if I was paid I would make you an aquarium if I could. I don’t mean you into an aquarium, I mean I would purchase that parts to make an aquarium and then assemble them into one. I don’t mean the aquarium would be just one part, there would be many. I mean just one aquarium, not many. That didn’t take too long! I mean I’m still pooping. Well not by the time anyone reads this. I mean I could be pooping while you’re reading, buy it would be a different poop batch for sure. Hold on. I mean bye.

Well it’s been a good ride. Time to mint.

But isn’t that expensive since each page is pay per? Pay per page! That’s gonna rack up some dough. Although I did go to goodwill today and they had some really inexpensive Wikipedia/website-like things on their shelves. I picked one up from the cooking isle and it had lots of pictures and text on pay per. But it was cheap like 5 bucks.

Behold! E-paper laptops! You can read them outside!

Call me if they finally find a perfectly crisp pistachio.

They updated the screenshot tool. Now its like paint.

I’m tired of those crazy people who will suck just the left ball but only while tickling your right armpit while holding a spinning ball…a basketball on one hand and squeezing your butt with the other…and their thumb up your mangina. No! That’s s weird fetishist and it has to stop now!

No! Get off me! Its my turn! C’mon! I got the honey and the Sean Connery mask! Hey! Wait! Where are you going!!? The torch is for the wax candles!

Pa pa pa pa paaa Pa pa pa pa paaa

Coca cola!

Gives you cancer! Cha cha chaaa!

Hey, I’m a noob, I’m getting this weird folder not created message.

Every time I login, I’m going to send a selfie to my Congress man or woman with a meme text on the top and bottom. Maybe it could just be “fuck asshole” at the top. And “I’m an adult” at the bottom.