I’m glad you’re asking this question, it’s about time.

They brought a stool over…

That makes sense, they’d have to supply it for a C-section but not a vaginal birth since all that pushing means the stool typically just shows up.

I brought down all my department’s services to take a day off and blame it on Amazon. Next year when negotiating a raise/budget increase, I’ll point to this incident and take credit for migrating us off AWS after six months of in-person training classes (either in places I haven’t visited or would like to see again) and another six months of hard work in the office (napping in the server room).

2026 is looking pretty good already and I definitely won’t regret tempting fate by saying that.

They can bukkake him with ribbons and medals until he looks like a North Korean general, guy is still a corrupt braindead pedo and deserves no respect. I won’t complain about him supporting Ukraine to push (what’s left of) the Russians back to Russia though.

Yeah but only if they’re 23- and 40-year-old former illegal street racers.

FCC Bribe Fee: $30.00

You should take fewer showers.

Rest, Ice, Compress, Elevate.

Don’t you know it spore manners to come in hot with language like that?

Amanita minute to recover from this one.

There have been some interesting DEFCON talks on the subject.

DEFCON 19: And That’s How I Lost My Eye: Exploring Emergency Data Destruction (w speaker) / Invidious: Nadeko or instance selection

DEF CON 23 - Zoz - And That’s How I Lost My Other Eye…Explorations in Data Destruction (Fixed) / Invidious: Nadeko or instance selection

Some of the Invidious instances are busted due to recent changes but Nadeko seems to be working for now.

That’s reserved for if they make it past the first three levels of security. EASY and pals are #2.

EASY does it: Experimental Autonomous Securitybot, Yellow.

…mines at the back of the garage…

Holy shit, you are serious about your physical security!

Source

I know how to find it
_{on Wikipedia.}

All charges were dismissed when the defense pointed out that these logs weren’t even the right kind for dam-building. The prosecution’s theory didn’t hold water.

This movement paves the way for their transition to commodeism.

It’s either that or you have to pay for the shit tickets. Program is called “feces or see fees.”

Sounds like a job for looBlock Origin or a PeeHole.