As much as I would enjoy being able to say “I told you so” to all the Europeans who’ve berated us powerless Bernie voters as though we’re somehow responsible for this debacle, I genuinely hope that they are unable to read it because there is no internet in the camps.

duckjob.wav

Wtf does that have to do with the price of eggs in China

Thanks for the tl;dr, that was like the headline equivalent of this:

It would serve the CEOs right for hyping them like they’re people and using them as an excuse to cut real jobs.

Megacorp jerks people around and gets all snowflakey when they jerk back

🤢

Play nice with the DSA if you don’t want to have to deal with the SRA

Zero.

I think you just described every night out I’ve ever had in Baltimore.

Fuck Google.

Also not that

deftones (“tone deaf”)

incor-fucking-rect

If you don’t pay taxes in a place you shouldn’t be allowed to make money from there

They have ads in boomer mobile games now saying you can get REAL gaming advice from REAL gamers. This tells me they’re hemorrhaging users and don’t care about the quality of user they replace them with. I haven’t been to that shithole site in like 3 years except for the odd search result to a post about a very specific topic. I shudder to think what the front page must look like by now.

I don’t see what this has to do with NAHM

Well that’s a lol and a half

Meanwhile, in 2357 AD…