I remember being a kid and they were so on our asses at the local neighborhood place, we would literally tape cans of soda and candy to our legs under our jeans and whatnot
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blazeknave@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Apple to Soon Take Up to 30% Cut From All Patreon Creators in iOS AppEnglish
21·8 days agoI always end up with MacBooks after startups and love to have something I can just pick up and use whereas my PC is my command center. Most of my shit is web or local web services so just need a Mozilla terminal. Also, I can’t fathom buying one out of pocket. I’ve also never had an iPhone, it doesn’t make sense to my brain.
A tree grows in Brooklyn
blazeknave@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•True story that might have happened today
3·10 days agoAka why my homelab never functions
blazeknave@lemmy.worldto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Who can drink 20 liters of gas without getting sick?English
3·15 days ago?
Yep the tree one! That’s the one. My best friend was visiting and every time we got in the car we joked it smelled like “black guys” and that the joke was they had released this new smell to market to a new audience. There would be “Jewish Ice,” “Chinese Ice,” and whatever my dumbass friends were, that got in the car. E.g., “bro - is that black ice? I’m Jewish. You got the wrong one.”
Tbh I’ve never seen a woman with the tree deals at all. My dad always had the green smell growing up. Except after the car wash, there was a cherry spray or something iirc
As someone who gives less fucks with each passing day, I fuck with Scentbird. After decades of masculinity and musk, I now combine those with florals, feminine perfumes, and shit.
I’ve gotten more positive feedback from the moms at school pickup, than I ever did just wearing cologne. Like standing there at the edge of the group, “what’s that smell? It’s kinda floral but not just that? That’s amazing!” chatter, and I gave them my wrist to check, and confirmed.
Wasn’t this the point of CK One?
Black ice is a car freshener
blazeknave@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The last person on earth might think they're not alone because they might text with chatbots and think they're real people
5·2 months agoThe AI does it itself
Ooohh… the AI is the reason he’s the last one left
Neurodivergent families need to be open and not defensive or this accidental gaslighting can ruin childhoods.
I’ve never thought to use Uptime Kuma for anything external
You using them instead of Google for DNS?
Isn’t that just life in Chicago?
blazeknave@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•God ****** dammit, here we go againEnglish
9·3 months agoAlso, length is most of what matters. A full length sentence in lowercase with easy to type finger/key flow for pw manager master, and don’t know a single other password. Can someone correct me if I’m wrong?
blazeknave@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•The Value of NVIDIA Now Exceeds an Unprecedented 16% of U.S. GDPEnglish
13·3 months agoWhen do you hit tulip level?
blazeknave@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck uprightEnglish
5·4 months agoMr robot
Any fellow kickstarters round these parts?? 👋
We never called Rage rap metal like we did that other stuff though And if we’re doing Beastie Boys, who played punk and less instrumentation over time, we might as well do Aerosmith
Also… I feel like this is the college basement couch conversation shit that social media promised. How do we talk more about bands and whatnot on the Internet without ending up deep in some death metal sub with purity tests? Where do I complain about how they just down riff like STP like they used to dagnabbit?




Why the hell did you get so downvoted??? Yeah, that’s not a bad point in any way but recall my use case - never bought anything per se, just ended up with 😁