My thought always was that DDG was good to set as my default, and if I’m not happy with the results then it’s not a big deal to use Google once in awhile.

I’m not naive enough to think she’d replace him as senate minority/majority leader, but if AOC replaced cowardly Chuck as senator from NY that’d be pretty great.

Most of their food slaps, actually, it’s just terrible for you.

Their breakfast pizza slaps.

Pants are a status symbol in octopus society. Custom tailored, and you have servants to help you put them on.

Excited to see what they’ll do with Revanced for cars.

Approximately Exactly one banana.

I must have gotten a defective one, then. My hand sucks at that.

untouched by the politics of the rest of the world

Except when they get devastated by hurricanes made increasingly severe by climate change. Seriously, they’re an existential threat to Sentinelese civilization.

You are correct to think I’m not fun at parties.

The “border” pun makes it pretty dad-esque

I really like dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids. I guess that makes me a faux pas.

Some of us are more baked, though.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go get an STI test.

Too high of a barrier to entry is doomed to fail.