We have a clumsy greyhound who always makes a bunch of noise going up and down stairs, so we always tell her she sounds like two horses.

https://youtu.be/_nH6ya5g2-s

It’s eight, right?

“We lied and paid a $3M fine.”

Don’t you know that there are anti-lemon laws?!

If I recall, the next post down was them realizing their mistake and asking how to delete things from Facebook, so it would have to be a humiliation fetish.

There’s a sub on Reddit called “mirrorsforsale” that’s all pictures like this.

My favorite was someone who posted a picture of their bathroom scale to show off how much weight they lost,but they didn’t realize the scale was so reflective and they were hanging dong.

Heh forgot about the App Store.

Maybe a bad example, but there is certainly a trend recently of purpose built hardware with “free” services failing to justify the expenses of the necessary backend infrastructure getting turned into useless landfill.

Car Thing, Facebook Portal, and this dumb little treat dispensing dog webcam that I used to have come to mind.

Everyone hates subscriptions, but when it comes to hardware that needs to generate revenue to function, I think a token dollar or so a month is appropriate.

Edit: also thinking about it more, core OS software features that are arbitrarily linked to new hardware (like Apple Intelligence) are definitely designed to sell more phones over just selling more software on existing phones. I think it’s fair to say that there’s a revenue link there.

https://youtu.be/KvEW3e0BLn8

I’ve been using a Sunbeam flip phone for a year or so. Paid for the phone up front, and pay $3/mo for use of maps, speech recognition, and continued bugfixes.

Even if phones never got new features, dev time still needs to be committed to security updates, and services (like Siri) need to be paid for. The model of getting 100% of your revenue from new phone sales is starting to break. If I could pay $3/mo for Siri or whatever and never have my phone go obsolete, I think that’d be a good deal.

What camera did you get op?

Also, “Work won’t love you back.”

Yeah, I think the cutoff is 122F which isn’t insanely high.

Mark Rober on the topic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JAOTJxYqh8

Preordered 2016, bought in 2018 well before he was out of the Nazi closet.

Had service done in 2022, this is how my service advisor signed his fucking email.

It’s embarassing.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/banana-for-scale

No. You see Twitter was keeping them contained. This is like the power going out at Jurassic Park.

Coworker’s story: Trying to fix a prototype in a hotel room at a European trade show. Soldering iron on hand, but it was a 120V iron and glowed white hot when plugged into a 240V outlet.

So they had one person solder and the other person keep unplugging and replugging the iron from the wall at roughly 25% 50% duty cycle.

Friend’s desktop was so fried from Kazaa and Limewire, that he couldn’t even open a Windows explorer window. Ended up opening Notepad and copying all of his files to a thumbdrive using the file open dialog box before reformatting.

“Um it says that you’ll never ask for this code”

It’s actually an ongoing problem with closed source Linux games. Devs don’t want to update, and don’t want to open source.

A lot of the time the Windows version will play better through Proton/Wine.