Which is why we fucked

Accountants shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions beyond their personal lives. MBAs even more so

I’ve got at minimum 25 year until I’m of that age, if the stock market and capitalism are still around controlling the world by then well I won’t be sticking around for more misery. I ain’t having kids so easy for me to stop participating all together when I’m old and tired

Seriously this, it would take something like the PCI or SOX declaring Windows outside of compliance for Microsoft to die from bad business decisions in the US. Although German gov switching to Linux starts treading a path through

Jif is a peanut butter brand

Sounds more like performance art/prank in the form of a video game, like something Andy Kauffman and Banksy would create together, but I’m still here for it

He’s had a long week alright, just wants to have a drink and unwind