https://techcrunch.com/2025/10/01/uk-government-tries-again-to-access-encrypted-apple-customer-data-report/ they don’t know when to quit

If I’m having sex with someone, and I’m very allo so that’s my assumption going into dating, genital configuration is important to me. I like cock on masc-presenting folks, so chances are cis men are exclusively where I’ll be wanting to date. If I were a little more bi/pan/ace, my answer would likely be different.

They’ve been making apocalyptic predictions at least since John the Baptist. Eventually they’ll get it right, they just might need a few hundred more guesses.

Another Tolkien quote for ya, a battle cry: “Aurë Entuluva!” (Day shall come again!)