I say dumb shit and make shitty jokes, I’m also Aussie and will call you a cunt.
It surprises me that there aren’t more shows like that, just some random dude bursting through your job calling you all twats and pointing out where you failed, then helping you fix it.
I want carwash nightmares or retail nightmares shows.
This could be one of those ‘two wrongs make a right’ situations, possibly.
Say Anything, that band basically kept me alive through my teens and 20s, I got to see them live and Max Bemis the lead singer grabbed my hand and got me to sing a part of the song, best fucking moment of my life.
That was the moment I knew I wasn’t 100% straight, he could have had me that night.
I say it like this.
I’ll stop jacking it if you stop watching me, untill then imma be out there doing it San Diego style.