He’s a well-known particle physicist

I’ve refused to buy another Apple product after the slow down basically disabled my iPhone 4. I was even looking at a new iPhone, but it left such a bad taste in my mouth I’ve been android ever since.

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We’re cooked

Please do not the bird

You’re right. They’re not apes.

They’re orcs.

None of those are synthetic cheese. Just imitation.

All water is drinking water if you’re brave enough

I bought a pocket breathalyzer so I can be right in the pocket

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I’m not a pessimist, I’m an optometrist.

As someone losing control of their hands and enjoys playing video games, I very much look forward to this technology not only being available via Elon Musk.

They actually patched that; you can’t use a VPN anymore. I recommend watching it on Yoink.

Valentina Extra Hot

Drilling a hole in your desk doesn’t lead to cancer.

Why does everyone forget Big Red One :(

Fake boobs and inflated lips

What, are you talking about the calculator, camera, and note apps that come installed on the phone? That’s not bloatware, that’s like basic functionality 😂

I dunno, dawg. I’ve been buying unlocked Samsung phones for like 10 years and I’m not sure what kind of bloatware or ads you’re talking about

That’s literally my point