Didn’t know we all had some communally owned country.

I want my money back!

What do you mean “enter”? The entire country is built upon genocide and slavery.

Not sure about predators, but I believe that the reason it works with herbivorous mammals like deer is because they can smell a human scent and don’t stop to snack there since they think there might be a human nearby.

I’m not a man. Nothing to do with testosterone.

Pro tip: sprinkle your piss in the garden regularily, it works at fertilizer and keeps deer and possibly most other herbivorous mammals at bay. If you have neighbors, it’s recommendable to, uh, collect it in the bathroom into a jar or jug instead of doing it on spot.

No this is not a joke, the deer haven’t eaten my plants nearly as often when I started deterring them with this.

You lost me at “almost no calories”. Fuck diet culture.

You pay to use the library or what??

No, the pawns are forcefemmed into queens.

I want it to be named Gatesgate.

How’d it go?

“Why do you shit with the door closed? What are you doing there, drugs?”

Some people will make up just about any explanation for weird weather other than climate change or just plain old “huh that’s odd”.

Potatoes are good. Cut up potatoes (peeled or not, I like unpeeled because less work and more nutrients that way), season with olive oil (rapeseed oil will also work probably) and thyme (or other herbs of your choice), cook in a 225℃ oven for 20-25 minutes. (I recommend setting a timer for 20 minutes, then checking if they are done yet and setting a timer for 5 more minutes if not to prevent burnt potatoes.)

No, the peasants must only live in beige boxes, no nice things allowed.

How dare poor people like or enjoy anything!

I only eat noob teens.

relationship goals fr

What’s that? o_o

that’s why you always put a stair there so the water can’t flow anywhere