Art by Anna-Maria Jung.

Love that picture!

This really cracked me up, thank you.

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You are totally right about that.

It always amuses me when local shops/restaurants give discounts to cops but not to mental health workers. Like, we often clean up trauma inflicted by cops. Get your priorities straight.

She probably did and was basically calling my bluff. Either way, it worked, and I crumbled like the liar I was.

I did the lamp thing once. The temp went up to 42 Celsius, and my mom thought I was dying. She wanted to call the ambulance, and I had to come clean. Fun times.

I believe only male adults are venomous.

I have no idea, but I really appreciate the sentiment!

Probably not all the time, but on their island they have no natural predators, so they do live pretty carefree lives.

It’s real! Quokkas are like the happiest animals on Earth:

Not even kidding, this was my alternative title.

Doctor Bones, Bones,

Calling Doctor Bones

Doctor Bones, Doctor Bones,

Wake up now.

Does coffee count? I just woke up.

That’s adorable!

Agreed, changed it to “interesting.”

Pic by Ossi Saarinen.

Always hoping for nuts!

That’s exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams

Her name was Zelda

She was a calligraphy enthusiast

With a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches

I’ll never forget the very first thing she said to me

She said “Hey, you’ve got weasels on your face”