Can I get paid 6+ figures to fuck up this badly with magical thinking?

Oh, my. That steamed carrot was a bit spicy for me.

We might need you to take the Turing Test to be sure.

Try it and see. I double dare you.

Probably one of the cans at Lambeau Field.

Thumb drive.

Podcaster

I’m ahead of the curve.

Whoever wants to. Hasn’t this been the FOSS signature forever? If you don’t like where it’s going fork it.

Fork

That’s efficient compared to the people I worked with. Next you’ll tell me they didn’t leave shit stains on the toilet seat.

I’m sure there’s shady crap in Windows 95 that they’d rather not be made public too.

Don’t forget about me!

The only people I do this stuff for is my parents, because they certainly did a lot for me over the decades. Also, if I don’t do these things for them, some asshole will drain their bank accounts because their passwords would be the names of their children.

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I did not resort to swearing or insulting you. I’ve said all I meant to say and now I think I’m done talking to you.

Being fat is objectively unhealthy and in fact a chronic disease. It brings with it high blood pressure, chronic fatigue, higher mortality rates in younger people, diabetes, higher rates of heart disease, blood clots, arthritis, strokes, poor sleep, and a hundred other things. And it’s in fact a chronic disease that can be cured. Without drugs.

There’s a reason the first thing they do at a doctor’s office is weigh you. It’s a simple metric that is a strong predictor of overall health.

I’m not saying this as an indictment against fat people. I’m not saying it’s okay to fat shame. I’m saying this as a simple fact that being fat is unhealthy and has real consequences. I am also saying it is morally wrong to say it’s okay being fat. Saying being fat is okay teaches people that health does not matter and they go on to live shorter more painful lives.

I don’t think I’m smarter than you. I think you’re over thinking this.

I really enjoyed The Legend of Eli Monpress series, though it’s not pop culture.

“Liberals have used ageism, ableism, queerohobia and transphobia, racism, and yes, fatphobia” One of these things is not like the others. One of these things doesn’t belong. You’re up in arms about the one thing a person can help. Fatness is curable. It can be done without drugs even.

I don’t particularly care for fat shaming myself. I’m classified as obese and struggle with compulsive eating the same as anyone, but you’ll never see me endorse a fat pride parade the same as a gay pride parade. Being fat is physically and mentally unhealthy and should not be promoted. Being body positive is good, being fat positive is not.

But we could probably all agree that it’s okay to shame ICE for being stupid evil assholes.