I’ve topped for forty years but I was never comfortable with it. After my egg cracked I realized I’m a bottom with men and a switch with women.

Sex goddess with both. 😅

I want that too.

Ha! I was born in the sixties and amma win this! Or die trying.

Ask if I too could get a vicodin or two

As a vixen I’d prefer a small rodent, but men are universally clueless it seems.

Maybe he shouldn’t be so preoccupied with being all hot and glamorous and look what he’s doing instead. Won’t be much of a harvest just throwing the seeds in the thicket like that.