Match!!

If you still have Google Assistant, it will tell you it can’t set an alarm, and then tell you to try setting an alarm using Google Assistant

Janelle Monae has had some genius and beautiful sci fi going through all their music, as well as supreme bops, yet is absolutely nowhere near the pop queen she should be

Twitter is fucking dead, X festers in its place.

ads have lots and lots of additional tracking both through JavaScript and through redirect urls (especially if JavaScript is disabled), generally the advertiser (e.g. Starbucks) does not actually host their own ads and instead the ad platform (e.g. Google Ads) tells Starbucks that people have seen the ad on the publisher’s website (e.g. Washington Post) and charges them for it, then gives a cut to the publisher

all the parties involved - the advertiser, the platform, and the publisher - all have a de facto hostile relationship towards each other so they all want to track the interactions and views themselves, and messing with the ad interactions is a great way to do it. the publisher wants to represent that they have lots of highly engaged viewers so that they can change more for their content; the advertiser doesn’t want to pay for bot interactions because it doesn’t help their brand. the platform wants to make money and not get sued

The fqct that the chicken breasing and the waffles have somewhat similar textures is the point - they both get paired with some third thing like maple syrup, or gravy, or hot sauce, providing a contrast with each other

i switched from DDG to ecosia because of Lemmy and i gotta say it’s even better

d e s p e r a t i o n

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuteness

I’m calling this one the exodus of st mangione

To illustrate, imagine if we kept getting taller and taller - like trying to fit the same volume of soda in a pencil-thin can that’s about a meter long.

You use more and more aluminum the further away it gets from the minimum surface-area-to-volume container, which would be a sphere

surely this uses more aluminum

what’s your shithole country like and do you wanna trade

it’s the perfect time to use that Canadian steel and aluminum

how’s he going to explain this to his constituents? i mean, didactically. how is he going to explain the basic math to his constituents

I’m gonna boost this on my 'don

i guess Mohammed bin Salman called a stockholders meeting

but how will our social media platforms achieve Infinite Growth Forever without brand content??

what about the vodka femboys

The US is sanctioning itself

that’d be win-win