“STOP SAYING I DON’T NEED TO PULL THE ENTIRITY OF THE JIZZR.IO AND ASSFUCK.TK LIBRARIES FOR MY CRAPPY PIXEL SIDESCROLLER ROGUELIKE! THOSE ARE UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS IN THIS CLIMATE! YOU’RE ENTITLED!!!”

We don’t put ‘siding’ on our houses

It’s very common for continental European houses to have lap siding of some kind. Homes built according to modern trends are not the only kind of home there is.

Raccoons can climb sheer walls. Anything they can grip with their claws, they can climb.

They are cute, but they’re just bloodthisty toddler-sized hobos. They prey on small dogs and cats or fight them for territory, they eat chickens, they destroy fucking everything, and they can carry and spread rabies. They will rip up plants, tear siding off your house, pull up paving stones, and even break windows. Just imagine a hostile drifter on your property trying to fuck it up as hard as possible out of spite for you, and that’s about right.

HTPC + wireless mouse

All other solutions are memes.