No, it was definitely the second, right before he blows up the plane with his zippo.

What was the swear? I’m guessing bullshit for the last bit, but what’s sweet tooth?

Yeah, i was either going to do Mr. Falcon or, “find a stranger in the Alps,” and someone beat me to the Alps. I think Falcon was first though.

For sure, 100%, but it’s more confusing as well. I remember the first time I heard it thinking, “Wait, why did they change it to Mr. Falcon? Is the general named Falcon? I thought he was Esperanza. Is his nickname Falcon? Did he make reference to falcons? Who is Mr. Falcon?”

Yeah, they were trying to match the syntax, but mother flipper at least sorta makes sense. Mr. Falcon just made me think I had the bad guy’s name wrong the whole time.

Die Hard 2.

Original line: “Yippee ki-yay, mother fucker.”

Censorship line: “Yippee ki-yay, Mr. Falcon.”

There is no one named Mr. Falcon in the movie.

It didn’t even need to take someone’s job. A summary of an article or paper with hallucinated information isn’t replacing anyone, but it’s definitely making search results worse.

Maybe if a service isn’t ready to be used by the public you shouldn’t put it in every product you make.

Maybe that’s because every time a new AI feature rolls out, the product it’s improving gets substantially worse.

I mean, they should have known that his anti-war stance was bullshit, but I don’t think anyone saw, “maybe we’ll invade Greenland,” coming. That was a batshit crazy foreign policy position he just pulled out of his ass right before he took office.

It’s fucking insane. Even MAGAs didn’t vote for this. He just suddenly started talking about taking over Greenland and making Canada a state between the election and the inauguration, and the billionaires are just trying to extract whatever wealth they can out of our government before grandpa drives the car into a ditch.

Kinda incredible how quickly he pivoted from, “We’re gonna stop spending billions on all these wars,” to, “Fuck it, I feel like invading Greenland.”