“Friendship ended with Musk, Zucks my best friend now”

You say this like those same people won’t leave it on stun

ctrl-z… ctrl-z…CTRL-Z

“I discovered a new bird, and you will not believe what this fluffy little guy did to me!”

you can’t be attached to the child until they’re old enough to display personality, which comes way later than the toddler stage; I ha just can’t see myself having any attachment before their personality develops

If that’s how you feel, then that’s how you feel. I’m gonna hazard a guess that the vast majority of people, especially pregnant/miscarriage/parents do not feel this way.

My oldest brother was born in 1990.

This is fucking with me

Also, ensuring to never copy and paste commands but to type them in manually yourself. It’s hard to enforce this on yourself, but worth it.

“Command: sido not found…”

Makes me kinda glad I cashed out my measley 401k in December.