a birb of great import.

A) Assimilate with the local people and probably be fine. Eventually use my wide, but mostly shallow knowledge on many subjects to start a scientific revolution and try to repel the Spanish-colonial shithead christo-fascists.

B) Assimilate with the local people and probably be fine. With the help of my smartphone and multi-tool; use my wide, but mostly shallow knowledge on many subjects to start a scientific revolution that will hopefully help repel the Spanish-colonial shithead christo-fascists.

C) Assimilate with the local people and probably be fine. With the help of my smartphone, multi-tool, and various technology examples of the common era, start a scientific revolution that will likely help repel the Spanish-colonial shithead christo-fascists.

In any of these scenarios, I would try to warn people about the Spanish-colonial shithead christo-fascists that are coming to fuck their shit.

HERETIC!

IMO it really depends on if you can upgrade your CPU as well. I have a 12 year old dell precision that maybe (probably not?) could handle a newer CPU (32gb of ram), but there is no way that I know of to upgrade the CPU to a current generation; thus, it is stuck with a CPU that’s too weak even for a 1070Ti.

Look here to find upgrades that will let you get the most out of that old motherboard. IDK if it will be much though. I upgraded the CPU on mine in hopes that ~8% gain in performance would do much… it didn’t.

Here’s a good resource as well. They focus on used systems it seems and helped me find the strongest (yet still shitty) CPU that I could get for my ancient motherboard.

FOR THE GREATER GOOD

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

and so on…

Not reading a book until ~2am. I’m fine today, but I’mma be tired tomorrow when I find myself staring at the ceiling until 2am tonight.

Knowing I won’t feel like shit for the rest of the day.

Don’t worry, I have my UwU ahem bonking stick.

I thought pocket was okay for finding stuff to read while pooping, but I turned it off when I started getting horoscope and astrology articles in my science feed.

waow

No, I assume the family pack from M&M meats.

slow death from corporate hubris < quick-ish death from nuclear self annihilation

You could just like, ignore it and move on lol

git gud

Prolly wearin’ a diapee

omg they’re growing Maine

Your father smells of elderberries. >:(

A bussy call in the 1800’s.

ITT: Semantic arguments