Fuck, getting flashbacks to when my boss quit smoking back in like 2011. He became a dictator overnight.

Some ancient version of SuSE Linux way back in like 2001. I did not stick with it back then.

My school used to actually glue them, as in glue the part you would remove to get access to the ball. So the mouse still worked, until enough gunk got in there that it didn’t any more, then someone has a fun time trying to find the right solvent to dissolve the glue without killing the mouse.