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3 months agoYou can teleport, with these restrictions:
- Only between just inside front entrance of your residence and just inside front entrance of your workplace
- Cooldown on using it is 4 hours
- You can only take yourself, clothes you’re wearing, and whatever you can fit into a modestly sized backpack, laptop bag, or messenger bag
- You can’t take a coworker, partner, child, pet, or neighborhood crow with you
- If there is a valid warrant for your arrest, teleportation no longer works


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