I was gonna guess forcefem but based on some of these comments I’m gonna hazard a guess I was wrong

what does this say about me 😳

Sounds like a mouthful

I actually don’t know what I’m into more, a short queen who I could just put in my pocket, or a tall Amazon gf to help me reach the top shelf

relatable

Gorillas can’t melt steel beams

Instructions unclear I’ve been fingered for six days straight nonstop and my anus hurts send help

It’s rated for Gluck Gluck 3000 watt

LinusTechTips wants to know your location

Dr Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog is goated

Dude is a GTA V side character for real

That’s hot tho

One day he was locked out of the house and forgot his keys and in his frustration kicked the door but not so hard as to cause damage, and inexplicably the lock bumped open

what kind of hood rat nickname is key bump jones

I was one ikea shark away from a double femboy, but luckily I’m just furry adjacent

I feel attacked

I’d bark anyway but I would not be considered a golden retriever I’m far too unstable for that

It’s the organ theft that really gets me going, nothing turns me on like grabbing your liver and making a run for it