TurboWafflz

My keyboard doesn’t have a fuck key so I don’t know how to type it

Yes, basic respect for people is far more important than any web browser

Thunderbird is perfect in my experience, both for desktop and mobile

The developer of Terraria promised to open source the canceled sequel if a petition could get enough signatures but then it did and he didn’t release the code

When I was in second grade, my teacher saw me bend a paperclip once. For the rest of the year she would scream my name every time she found a bent paperclip and insist I must have bent it. One time she took away a snack I had because there was a twist tie on the bag and she insisted it was one of her paperclips I stole and bent.

Another time she got mad at me and insisted I was chewing gum when I was actually just eating graphite from my mechanical pencil. I don’t think I can really blame her for that one though

Let’s make finnster president just because it would be funny and the conservatives’ heads would explode. Is she a qualified? No. Is she american? No. Would she even want to be president? Probably not. Would she still be a million times better than the current president? Definitely

If you can milk an almond, surely you can milk a cheese