I would love a sub. Can I get a 12” veggie with no cheese, and a light vinigraitte? All dressed

If you get into sewing you can make all kinds of cheap underwear without a care for destruction

No girlfriend

I heard that too but only with the lights out

Damn I thought he was saying “hello hollow” predicting the dark souls franchise years ahead of its time

Edit: my typing had a stroke mid-sentence

What a good memer you are

did something happen?

no, me do pronoun grammer gooder

Yes, officer! That’s Yours, over there! You’s the one that did! You was all by Yourself in that corner!

From what my friend who lives in France told me, it was mainly the overall rising cost of schools becoming unaffordable

Yeah I don’t feel that the tapered end is gonna do anything

What can I shay? I’m shellfish

Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow

I like chicken I like liver Meowmix meowmix please deliver

would prefer rice

Translated to cat:

Meow meow meow

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Meow meow

Meow meow meow meow meow

Topical? Just like my ointment!

This is unslammatory behaviour

I’d like to place my head next to a door jamb and have someone slam it closed repeatedly until the latch clicks

Step out and sing as loudly as you can “every body and every where! Shit your pants and underwear! With a shake and a jiggle, wiggle that turd like a fiddle!”

Why, this is some of @pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org quality artwork!