Sign the petition for a Guillotine emoji.
We took the first 10 months together and then I took an additional 8 months while she got back to work.
Literally zero regret. There’s so many small moments you’ll miss not being around. No amount of money can bring that back. Now that I’m working full time, it fucking hurts just seeing the kid basically just for dinner and bedtime during the week.
I work in an office, that’s the bare minimum here.
Hiring me has many benefits!
THIS IS HOW YOUR FREE COFFEE AND WATER “BENEFITS” FUCKING SOUND!!
In my friend group (in Germany) certainly.
Maybe it’s aging as well, getting more severe hangovers and from less alcohol. But alcohol free beer has gotten so much better in the last 5-10 years, there’s ones where you legit can almost not even tell anymore. And there’s alcohol free wine and champagne as well.
I hear “Why aren’t you drinking?” way less.
More than half of my friends still smoke, though. Not a poor people thing here.
I think we Europeans have had our fair share of chemical warfare.
It’s gonna be even more of a swamp.
My phone recognises touch inputs I do with my knuckles. Knock for screenshot, knock with two knuckles for screen record, and draw an S shape with my knuckle to start a scroll shot.
They explained (in a now deleted response on twitter) that they targeted the Internet Archive because the US government is implicated in the ongoing genocide in Gaza and the Internet Archive belongs to the US.
A cursory search could’ve revealed that that’s simply untrue.
Some people on twitter assume this is actually a Russian attack coinciding with the election, because apparently many journalists rely on the Internet Archive for research and sourcing.
Also they pay Elon $8 a month.
Um. If you order by May 25th, they will ship it three weeks into the past? Or do they need to know by May 25th 2025 to get it to you on time by May 4th 2026?