I’m having luck with floor sitting as well, though that’s might not work as well if you’re stuck in an office.

11/9 was the international version.

No no no, you’re trying to be a better place than the US. Stop talking like them.

OMG yay!

Always test your paste before pasting into the prod database.

I’d rather imperfect steps be taken towards something better than wait until something perfect comes along.

Skip straight: Also called alternate straight, Dutch straight, skipper, or kangaroo straight, Cards are in consecutive order, skipping every second rank (example 3-5-7-9-J).

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-standard_poker_hand

Oh, except you only have 4…

Maybe they’ve never been outside of New Jersey.

Now find the missing semicolon I won’t tell you where it should be.

“This is the last time Mulder gets another conspiracy theory off the Internet.”

Just do an AMA, there’s a user that always asks about favorite dinosaurs.

Andy Zero is calorie free.

My sister dated a guy with the same name as me. We got numbers. I was P1, he was P3 (P2 was a coworker).

Oh geeze, this seems like it’s going to be a productive discussion that’s starting out in good faith.