I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.

  • Rhoeri@piefed.worldEnglish
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    13 days ago

    What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

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    Anyone can mash potatoes.

    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      121·
      12 days ago

      What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

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      I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.