Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 days agoWhat is your absolute favorite joke?message-squaremessage-square158linkfedilinkarrow-up1125arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1124arrow-down1message-squareWhat is your absolute favorite joke?Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square158linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaremelsaskca@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up18·5 days ago“How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?” “Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold my mother…I MEAN THE LADDER!!”.
minus-squareChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·4 days agoHow many impressionists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to paint the giraffe blue and the other to fill the bath tub with ping pong balls.
“How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?” “Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold my mother…I MEAN THE LADDER!!”.
How many impressionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to paint the giraffe blue and the other to fill the bath tub with ping pong balls.