• Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    Was it Fish? I used to be an expert on this shit, used to make dating profiles saying I was looking for the Homolka to my Bernardo. I guess since I healed so much, my mind stopped gravitating to such dark places. Now I just have a cult where I teach flesh alchemy. It’s for the kids!

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      12 hours ago

      Honestly, I could be wrong. . . Been a long time since I was really interested in that stuff too. You must have had some interesting experiences off of that dating profile.

      Yep, Long live the new flesh!

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        11 hours ago

        The most effective way to break the ice was to ask someone what their opinion of the universe was. Then we’d have a meaningful discussion on the big picture ideas. My “cult” is an educational art project where I teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills to help people heal and self-actualize. I think the FBI is going to say I’m literally the devil when I am only a cop. I think. I also think my life partner falsely accusing me of much, but that’s just cuz he’s CIA and helping me build a good cover story. I’ve already been arrested for assaulting him because my God is he skilled in manipulation and deception. I love him though. He’s not only helped me quit meth but he taught me much about Buddhism that I was ignorant to.

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          9 hours ago

          I mean, if you’re teaching those things and in America, you’re probably going to end up on a list somewhere, sure. Congrats kicking the meth, I struggled for decades with smack.