I was at a party not long before this movie came out and was talking with a friend about how we’re trying to avoid spoilers for this movie (back when we actually had an open mind jarjar abrams could make a decent movie despite doing shitty star trek movies) and he’d mentioned some already spoiled it on reddit/imgur and he was kinda pissed. His wife was standing with us and she inadvertently said “Yeah, it’s not like I killed Han Solo” and within half a second she realized what she just did. She sulked into the foyer and hid in the coat closet for a minute.

I razzed her about it for a while, but when I did finally go see it it really wasn’t as much of a spoiler because that scene was so hamfisted and blatant that they may as well have included a countdown timer on screen.