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minus-squareAvicenna@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up171arrow-down2·1 month agoalternative scenerio: Guy: “it turns javascript objects into texts in json format” Soldier: “He uses javascript, shoot the poor bastard”
minus-squareBlue Label@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up65arrow-down1·1 month agoAlternative scenario: Soldier B: Soldier A asked a JavaScript question instead of a software engineering question. He’s not a real soldier, shoot him
minus-squareAlavi@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 month agoName 3 UML diagrams and 3 architectures!
minus-squareRose@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month ago Name 3 UML diagrams Class diagram, use case diagram and… What was the useless, barely readable evolution of flowcharts called again? Activity diagram? and 3 architectures! MOS 6502, amd64, and… I’ve never figured out the ARM naming scheme. AAAAAAarch64 or something?
minus-squareAlavi@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoYou only get shot in one knee. By architecture I meant software architecture.
minus-squaremel ♀@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoMicro services, Service Oriented Architecture, and big old monolith ?
minus-squaremel ♀@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoWould x86 and x86_64 count as one, or one and a half?
minus-squarecantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoAre they from the army of Rust Neckbeardistan.
alternative scenerio:
Guy: “it turns javascript objects into texts in json format”
Soldier: “He uses javascript, shoot the poor bastard”
Alternative scenario:
Soldier B: Soldier A asked a JavaScript question instead of a software engineering question. He’s not a real soldier, shoot him
Name 3 UML diagrams and 3 architectures!
“It’s ok. Just shoot me.”
Class diagram, use case diagram and… What was the useless, barely readable evolution of flowcharts called again? Activity diagram?
MOS 6502, amd64, and… I’ve never figured out the ARM naming scheme. AAAAAAarch64 or something?
You only get shot in one knee.
By architecture I meant software architecture.
Micro services, Service Oriented Architecture, and big old monolith ?
Would x86 and x86_64 count as one, or one and a half?
Are they from the army of Rust Neckbeardistan.