“If all the village idiots, in all of the villages, left their villages, and formed their own village, of idiots. In that village, you would be the village idiot.” - Colin Lane
“Don’t be so humble. You’re not that great.” - Maria Bamford’s dad.
“People say you’re a real wit, but I think they’re only half right.” - me
Half wit is one of my go to insults. What else is fun, which I haven’t seen on here yet, is complimenting someone in an insulting way, ‘wow, great reply, and you did it all by yourself!’ But there are better examples I hardly use these.
“If all the village idiots, in all of the villages, left their villages, and formed their own village, of idiots. In that village, you would be the village idiot.” - Colin Lane
“Don’t be so humble. You’re not that great.” - Maria Bamford’s dad.
“People say you’re a real wit, but I think they’re only half right.” - me
Half wit is one of my go to insults. What else is fun, which I haven’t seen on here yet, is complimenting someone in an insulting way, ‘wow, great reply, and you did it all by yourself!’ But there are better examples I hardly use these.