I want incredibly mundane insults like “you look like you have a terrible handshake.”

  • bedwyr@piefed.ca
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    4 days ago

    Cheap drunk? Do you have any idea how much it costed to ship goods back then overland? To ship wine no less, which is bulky in the vast quantities our ancestors drank it.

    People made alcohol with what they had, every household made their own usually, they didn’t buy it. That’s why the north drank beer and ale, and the south wine. That’s why so many apple trees were planted in the north as well, the only other northern fruit (idk about elderberries,) that has enough sugar to ferment to an appreciable degree, (it’s less than grapes, I think 5% hard cider is about average, or at least mine was that.

    Furthermore, I bet I like the taste and smell of elderberries, they don’t grow here that I’m aware. So I don’t agree it’s a good insult, but thank for describing it, because I always thought that was an odd one.

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        3 days ago

        A swallow couldn’t carry elderberries to north america, it’s a question of direction, why would they fly west, into the wind when they migrate south?

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      4 days ago

      They were shouting it at king arthur (the taunters clearly knew who he was, he was introduced as such), I think his parents could afford the costs to get what ever shipments they wanted, be them from France… Or [shudders for comedic effect] Scottland.

      You are correct in that people used what they had, and that is entierly the joke. Wine made from elderberries was much more common up north where imports were not something people had… Unless they were of nobility.