I want incredibly mundane insults like “you look like you have a terrible handshake.”

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    5 days ago

    “The young gentleman is an excellent ration powered space heater.”

    Heard this back in basic for a young officer cadet who was absolutely useless aside from the fact that they were capable of heating up a ten person tent via their normal body heat.