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True story! I just bought some fresh sweet corn at the local farm stand. I asked how much it was and the sales person told me it was $1 a piece. I said "Oh it's pirate corn...."

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True story! I just bought some fresh sweet corn at the local farm stand. I asked how much it was and the sales person told me it was $1 a piece. I said "Oh it's pirate corn...."

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days ago

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It’s a buck-an-ear.

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