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Cake day: June 12th, 2023
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I’ve been a dad for a while, so the well is deep.
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I got kicked out of the park the other day for organizing the squirrels by height....English6·18 days agoIf they don’t at least roll their eyes or breathe a little snort out of their nose, then I’ll post a worse one tomorrow.
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I bought a thesaurus the other day but when I went to use it all the pages were blank...English10·2 months agoAnd also, angry.
Tug@lemmy.worldto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?English2·2 months agoIt’s replies like this that convince me that 90% of Lemmy is on the spectrum
Tug@lemmy.worldOPto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I get upset when people say age is only a number.......English10·3 months agoI’m an oddball for Lemmy, I’m not a dev and I don’t use Linux.
Tug@lemmy.worldto 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Americans kinda don't like pickpocketing ruleEnglish32·3 months agoThere are 7 police officers in my town of 13k. We say “Sometimes there’s justice and sometimes there’s just us”
Didn’t we just go through this with Roe?
I don’t agree with it, but there’s a good chance they’ll win on the basis of the 1st Amendment.
Tug@lemmy.worldto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•How do you cope with the amount of shit that goes on in the world?7·7 months agoI help out at the local food bank and spend a lot of time on Imgur looking at not politics
You two knock it off, or you’re grounded