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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 hours ago

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Please laugh

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  •  @programming.dev
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    the first and only rce in history

  • anewfox@lemmy.zip
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    i maintain that the reason everyone on the internet hates php is because the devs who write php code all day go home to their spouse and kids after work instead of arguing on the internet.

    cuz, nobody really treats any other language like this, even though… gestures to npm and pypi’s constant security flaws

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      Yup, PHP is a workhorse language that pays the bills. Source: My bills.

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      Nooo but how do I hecking pad things on the left?!?!!!1!! I need 600 npm packages before I can put a div on a page

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      Big of true.

      ~It’s true. Am PHP dev.~

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      They hate us because of our freedom scp-to-prod pipeline

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    It’s pronounced fffp.

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    You’ll notice he didn’t say: “security”

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      The S in PHP stands for security.

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        the S in four stands for security also

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          I upvoted, and guess what happened?

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    HAHAHAHahaha…ha… sob

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    The secret is saying it four times

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      It. It. It. It.

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        you found it

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