ANYTHING to avoid sensible gun control eh? Just throw more guns at the problem!
This is a joke right?
How long until someone hacks a drone and uses it to commit a school shooting?
How long until someone creates a plausibly convincing fake of these drones and uses them to perform a false flag or massacre with no chance of culpability?
Oh I guess that would be easier
Or some situation arises where innocent students are the target
“You see, your kids died, but at least it was only your kids, and not anyone else. They probably would have died from the shooting anyways lmao”
Or when they start using the drones as truancy officers as a cost cutting measure …
“Truancy is at an all time low” report various government instances. Oddly enough child sized coffins sales at an all time high, experts call it an “odd coincidence” more at 5.
On it
The number of guns will be increased again to handle the problems caused by the increased number of guns.
The shootings will continue until morale improves
The shootings will continue until
moralethe shootings improves
An American solution to an American problem.
If only there were some easily identifiable common denominator…
Florida once again forgets that Black Mirror is a cautionary tale.
Soon they will reveal their latest invention, the Torment Nexus, from the hit Sci Fi novel, Don’t Create the Torment Nexus.
They’ve been working really hard on their project based on the series Don’t create the Handmaid’s Tale.
Yeah this will go swimmingly. Especially if you’re the supplier of drones to the schools.
These will be purchased, sit in a cabinet and never be charged or maintained. When they are “needed”, no one will know how to operate them or what they can do.
This is a waste of money from the hit git go.
I give it 6 months before some kid asks ChatGPT to help him hijack these drones instead of bringing a gun of his own. He’ll murder his classmates with irony.
They just need more school shootings, so these things get proper use.
And when one of these Drones KILLS INNOCENT CHILDREN we can get Drones for our Drones to Protect our Kids from our Drones we Put in Their SCHOOLS!
You are now moderator of the Drone Marketing Association sub.
the only way to stop a bad drone with a gun is….
We’ll find out how successful the system is soon enough.
Yikes.
What a shithole country.
Me watching T2 as a kid: this will never happen.
Me now: ohAs long as the drones are fully autonomous but still use WiFi with the factory default password, it should be OK.
Don’t forget, that the password is written on the bottom, so its visible when they fly above you
How can you read a proposal like this and not immediately go “Nope. That’s it. We went too far. We lost. Let’s circle back and start this entire society again from scratch”?
I’m starting to feel like I’m living the prequel to Cyberpunk 2077…
You better start believing in cyberpunk dystopias, Miss Turner. You’re in one!
Brother, I’m already living in night city.
Don’t worry choom, we’ll get through this somehow…
The only thing to prevent school shooting seems to be more guns, AND more automated guns. Somehow.
It’s not guns that are the problem, it’s bullets, just ban selling bullets, let everyone keep there guns, problem will sort itself in a year or 2
You know, as someone who like the looks and the mechanical side of guns, I find that idea interesting. It would not be practical, I guess, bullets are probably easier to pass under the table than guns, but eh.
I predict this will end in complete success.
We shall define “success” later.
They will decide they don’t really want to do it after all. After millions has been given to various companies and contractors.
Sounds like a definition of success to me.
Can’t be any school shootings if there isn’t either school or children in them. Success.
